Jack Pumpkinhead may be the perfect mayoral candidate.
He doesn't say stupid things.
He doesn't make enemies.
He's friends with Republicans and Democrats.
He's tight with pageant winners.
He's never been involved in a scandal.
He would bring serious diversity to City Hall.
And he would get free advertising on porches all over town in the days before the election in early November.
Sorry, Ellen, Art, Ken, Rich and anyone else aiming to be mayor, but I don't see how Bristol could lose with Jack Pumpkinhead in charge.
Go orange!
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Contact Steve Collins at scollins@bristolpress.com
He doesn't say stupid things.
He doesn't make enemies.
He's friends with Republicans and Democrats.
He's tight with pageant winners.
He's never been involved in a scandal.
He would bring serious diversity to City Hall.
And he would get free advertising on porches all over town in the days before the election in early November.
Sorry, Ellen, Art, Ken, Rich and anyone else aiming to be mayor, but I don't see how Bristol could lose with Jack Pumpkinhead in charge.
Go orange!
*******
Copyright 2007. All rights reserved.
Contact Steve Collins at scollins@bristolpress.com
2 comments:
I thought we already had 2 Pumpkinheads for mayor for the last 4 years.
nope, one was a gourd.
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