Pumpkinhead for mayor!

Jack Pumpkinhead may be the perfect mayoral candidate.
He doesn't say stupid things.
He doesn't make enemies.
He's friends with Republicans and Democrats.
He's tight with pageant winners.
He's never been involved in a scandal.
He would bring serious diversity to City Hall.
And he would get free advertising on porches all over town in the days before the election in early November.
Sorry, Ellen, Art, Ken, Rich and anyone else aiming to be mayor, but I don't see how Bristol could lose with Jack Pumpkinhead in charge.
Go orange!
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Bipartisan Pumpkinhead

Yes, that's "Jack Pumpkinhead" with Republican Mayor William Stortz. So we know Pumpkinhead, whoever he is, is willing to pose with both Democrats and Republicans.


He's also willing to pose with Miss Forestville:




I'm sorry, but I don't know the real name of Miss Forestville. Then again, I don't know the real name of "Jack Pumpkinhead" either.

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Contact Steve Collins at scollins@bristolpress.com